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HOW TO LOSE FEELINGS 101!
SYNOPSIS: in high school, you were quite obnoxious and upfront when it came to your undeniable love for your classmate—xiao, who’s always rejected you. after graduation, you were sure to focus on only studious objectives in college. yet, the simple glance of xiao attending the same university had all these confusing feelings rush back to you.
STATUS: upcoming/not started!
WARNINGS: swearing, unhinged comments/jokes, slow burn, unrequited love, corny stuff… etc!
SIDE NOTES: hi! this is just an idea that i wanted to put out, but anyone can still request for the taglist (that i have not started)! love ya!
dealers (of y/n) | wannabe nonchalants
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Hello can you do a Test tube x Dumb reader like they’re going on a date night and the whole night test tube has to keep reader away from trouble
🧪!Test Tube x Dumb Reader!🤍
Test tube had planned a really nice date for you. She had the whole night with you. She wanted to have a surprise for you in this date, so she hadn’t told you what you would be doing tonight.
You had gotten ready in something semi nice. You didn’t know what was going to be happening tonight but it was fine
Test tube was waiting outside for you. When you walked out she ran up to you grabbing your hand a pulling you close to her wrapping her arms around you in a tight embrace
“Y/n! Y-you look great!” Test tube smiled widely holding you for a moment
“Thanks Testy!” You used that silly nickname with her that she found funny and adorable.
You and Test Tube headed out, the sky was starry and bright. Test Tube kept you safe keeping you close as you got distracted.
“So where are we going?” You asked Test Tube as she continued to walk holding you close to her
“You’ll see!” Test Tube teased. As you continued you began to get distracted by the objects around you. You were looking around and getting distracted.
You continued to get distracted, when you stopped for a moment you began to wander slightly, when Test Tube noticed she grabbed you hand pulling you a bit “Hey can we not run into traffic love…?”
“Hm? Yeah!” You smiled widely waking back to her
-lil time skip-
“We’re here!” Test Tube had brought you to a large ice cream store. She was beaming and looked so happy.
“Testy! Thank you!” You held her hand walking into the store with her dragging behind you slightly. Test Tube almost tripped as you dragged her into the store swiftly
You walked up to the display case full of different flavors. “What do you want love?” Test Tube walked up behind you
You paused looking at the array of flavors before pointing at one “That one!” Test Tube smiled at you, the way you were so excited about getting one of the most simple desserts.
“Ok love!”
You both sat down with your desserts Test Tube had gotten a salted caramel ice cream on a large waffle cone. She has barely touched her ice cream mean while you were scarfing it down.
“You want some of mine Testy!” You held it out to her. “Sure”
-time skip-
You and Test Tube enjoyed each other’s company throughout the rest of the night. More than once Test Tube had pulled you close yo her to keep you from running into traffic or running away.
Test Tube still loved you no matter how dumb you may be <3
This was not spell or grammar checked!
Sorry it took me so long to get to! Hope you liked it!
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It's a long shot, but does anyone know where the Miguel o'hara x stupid!reader headcanons post is?
I never got the chance to finished reading it. That or it never existed and my mind just conjure it up.
Asking for a friend 👀👀
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thinking about being married to john price
like he hates wearing clothes. and he hates seeing you wear clothes. his baby is so pretty why must there be something covering her up?
so he usually sits around the house shirtless with a pair of sweatpants. he would never tell you what to wear because he values you too much BUT you notice when you only wear a big shirt (one of his) and panties theres a look in his eye thats different than at other times.
theres so domestic about him seeing you do dishes with your cute little ass peaking out from under the shirt. or when you lean down to get the food out of the oven and he almost faints.
john price is so in love with his woman...
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Frat!perv!manipulator!Rafe that finally gets a taste of topper’s dumb gf…
(Warnings: oral f receiving, manipulation, drunk/dubcon, cursing, praise, fingering, cheating)
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Fuck.
Is all Rafe could think of when he saw you, wearing that white shirt that had your tits spilling out and showing off your tummy.
Not even mentioning that denim skirt you always seemed to wore. All he wanted to do was fold it up and dry hump the shit out of you like he did two weeks ago.
How was Topper such a lucky bastard?
You had a warm smile on your face, a red solo cup in your fingers as you giggled at something your boyfriend was drunkenly rambling on about.
It was a big party night at Outer Banks University, specifically for Alpha Sigma Phi. One where every frat guy got laid, except Rafe tonight. He couldn’t care less about the other girls’ eyes on him.
Not when your eyes weren’t on him.
Rafe was tipsy. He would prefer to be drunk, but he knew he should probably be somewhat aware of his actions. Especially since you were dressed so fucking deliciously.
As soon as Topper left your side, though, Rafe stalked over to you like a predator.
“Hi, sweetness.” He coos, blue eyes locked on your tits before flickering back up to that pretty face he’s so obsessed with.
“Hi, Rafey.” You drunkenly giggle, barely standing on your own two feet.
“Y’look like a mess, baby.” He teases, his big fingers moving to gently poke where the fabric of your shirt is exposing your soft tummy.
You squirmed a bit at the action, almost falling over. Which, Rafe clearly planned for, since his big arms caught you.
“Woah, y/n. Maybe I should take ya upstairs, huh? Back t’mine and Top’s room?”
He was acting like a concerned friend, but in reality, he wanted to get you away from all the prying eyes. Alone.
“Uhmm…” you just hummed unsurely, but didn’t protest when Rafe wrapped his arm around your waist and started guiding you through the crowded house, all the way upstairs into his and Topper’s shared bedroom.
He helped you slip your shoes off, your legs stumbling over to your boyfriend’s twin xl bed before Rafe’s big hands lifted your hips to set you down carefully on it.
“There ya go, good girl.” He murmurs softly, although his cock is painfully hard in his jeans.
“Thank you, Rafey.” You mumble out drunkenly, laying back on the mattress, angling your head so it’s not propped up against the wall while your hips still face the side of the bed.
“Anythin’ f’you, sweet girl. Y’know that.” He coos, his perverted eyes automatically drifting down to where your thighs are spread a bit, revealing a damp spot on your pretty panties.
“Oh, babygirl… look a���ya. All wet ‘n needy f’me. S’your boyfriend takin’ proper care o’ya?”
His thumb came over to start rubbing against your clothed clit, blue irises flickering back up to watch your face.
“A-ah, Rafey.” You mewl softly, lifting your head to watch with half-lidded eyes.
“Shhh, be a good girl f’me, yeah? Rafey s’jus’ helpin’ ya out.”
He gently grasps your thighs and pulls them to where he’s standing next to the side of the bed, fingers hooking into the cotton material of your panties as he tugged them down your legs.
You just laid back against the shitty mattress, mind spinning. But you trusted Rafe. He is your boyfriend’s best friend, after all.
Rafe almost came in his underwear at the sight of your drenched pussy. How long have you been left aching during the party? His poor girl.
He’s had so many wet dreams and fantasies about this moment, and it takes everything in him to not pull his own pants down and fuck you senseless on Topper’s bed while there’s a party downstairs.
But, somehow, he refrains as he spreads your thighs a bit more as he leans down a bit, resting his toned chest against the edge of the mattress.
“S’pretty… such a pretty baby.”
You went to respond, brain fuzzy from alcohol. But then a warm, wet tongue met your bare clit, and the only thing that escaped you was a soft moan.
“Fuckkkkk…” Rafe grunted, already leaking precum in his boxer briefs just from his tongue flicking out to sample your hardened bud.
Just the little taste already had him even more addicted.
He couldn’t help himself, he’s been fucking his fist to this thought for months. His mouth latches onto your drenched cunt, tongue swiping through your folds and over your clit.
“R-Rafe!” You cry out, fingers digging into your boyfriend’s sheets.
“Shh, sweet girl. Shut up.”
He lifted two fingers and slid them through your parted lips, your mouth instinctively starting to suck on the long digits. His cock twitched at the sight and he let out a small moan against your pretty pussy.
He watched you suck on his fingers for a minute before he reluctantly pulled them out, a string of saliva connecting your lips from his soaked digits.
“Good girl, baby. Such a good girl f’Rafey.” He praises softly, his middle and ring finger gently sliding into your quivering hole.
“A-agh…” was all that left you, unable to form words in your drunken, pleasure-filled mind.
He swore under his breath again, watching how your greedy cunt swallowed his fingers. He looked back up at you as he began to slowly slide his fingers in and out, his tongue moving back to slide circles around your throbbing clit.
You were panting, back arching, hips bucking. All for him.
“Such a sweet cunt, babygirl. Knew I called ya sweetness f’a reason.”
He crooks his fingers against that spongy spot inside of your walls, his own stomach feeling warm when he heard you whimper out.
“Rafey…”
Rafe felt like such a fucking loser, because all it took was you moaning his name before he’s cumming in his underwear, sensitive cock completely untouched.
“Shittt, y/n. G’nna let m’eat this pussy whenever I want?” He practically whimpers.
Your tummy was feeling tight as the pleasure was getting overwhelmingly good, better than any time Topper tried to eat your cunt.
He could feel your walls fluttering around him, your eyes squeezed shut, pretty lips parted.
“Cum f’me, sweet girl. Cum all over Rafey.”
His command was enough to send you over the edge, soft mewls and noises leaving you as your body trembled for a good ten seconds.
Which sent Rafe into another orgasm, his underwear and jeans completely ruined from his sticky, leaking cock.
And Rafe has never been able to cum without getting any friction on his dick before, but here you were, making him cream himself twice back to back while he ate you out.
“S’good… S’good.” He coos softly, lapping up your release, his own legs shaking a bit.
He was feeling overwhelmed, beyond grateful his chest is leaning against his best friend’s bed.
You let out another little whimper when he pulled his fingers out of your cunt, your eyes still fluttered shut.
Rafe sucked on his own fingers, feeling his dick twitch again at your addictive taste.
And there was no way Rafe was going to be able to last much longer before he fucked your perfect cunt.
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“Who is this gorgeous blonde in the front here?” Sabrina asks as the camera pans directly to Drew, showing him on the big screen on the stage. To no surprise, the crowd erupts into screams— no doubt the loudest screams heard all night.
“Ohhh,” Sabrina drawls seductively, “hey!”
You watch intently as Drew waves at her and you can’t help but blush watching her twirl the pink, fuzzy handcuffs around her delicate finger. The group of girls seated by you two are squealing and giggling loudly. You’re buzzing with excitement and you’re not sure who you’re more jealous of: your boyfriend or Sabrina.
“Well, this is kind of awkward,” she continues, “I’m not really into kooks…”
You didn’t know it was possible, but the sea of screaming girls gets even louder.
“If only there was a beautiful girl from the cut here,” she jokes with a pout, leaving you in awe; you weren’t even aware she watched the show, let alone knew the lingo. That’s when the camera instantly pans to you and Drew takes a step back, pointing at you enthusiastically.
“No way,” Sabrina begins, “there is!”
“What’s your name?” she asks you.
“Me?” You question, feigning innocence, “y/n!”
“Oh my God, my clothes just fell off, y/n! I was thinking about us,” she giggles into the mic while the intro to “Juno” begins to play.
“Will you be my Juno girl, y/n?” she asks as she passes the handcuffs to be given toyou.
You nod your head with enthusiasm as the crowd cheers and the lights begin to dim. Drew is back behind you again, his full weight pressed against you and his breath hot on your skin.
“Whatever position she chooses at the end, we’re doing it.”
You didn’t even know he knew about that. Tonight was full of surprises.
“Drew—” you giggle as he playfully grabs at your waist.
“I’m serious,” he says as his hand moves down to smack and squeeze the swell of you ass.
Best night ever.
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roommate soap who catches you masturbating because nothing else quite takes the edge off like a little death or two but instead of looking surprised and pivoting, he stands there and looks perturbed.
yer doin' it all wrong, lass. it's no wonder ye always strung tight.
you go from mortified to insulted in seconds, but before you can even snarl at him to leave, he's already dragging his big ass boyfriend in the room, still fully appalled at how you're mistreating yourself.
got tae see this, simon. appalling, it is.
and now you're being manhandled into different positions, toys long abandoned for thick fingers and coarse palms, lube replaced with spit and they'd left you with the destabilizing knowledge that the first peak they'd brought you then had been humiliatingly fast and efficient and somewhere along the way, fingers had been replaced with tongues.
(that you had to almost crawl yourself to the bathroom after your long nap and they hadn't even fucked you is embarrassing.)
#they got rid of your toys#your exes oversized shirts#your bed too#you sleep with them most night now congratulations#you've got yourself two boyfriends :)#ghoap x reader#ghost being along for whatever dumb plan johnny has is peak#a true ride or die#x f!reader#ghoap x you
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“Just one more,” you mewl.
“Oh my god.”
Sae has to leave. It’s past the point of him responsibly leaving, to now, where there’s no choice of him having to leave now, if he wants any chance of making it to practice on time.
But you, however, are seemingly far from getting your Itoshi Sae fix, not wanting to be far from him at all: you whimpered and whined when he got up for his run, you snuck into his shower with him, you looped your arms around his waist while he made his lunch, now you’ve got his face gripped in your hands, sponging kisses over him.
At first, sure, he loved the attention.
But Itoshi Sae has to leave. Four minutes ago.
“Hey,” he sighs softly, trying to push your shoulders back to peel you off of him. “You know I have to go. Don’t make this harder for me.”
“You don’t have to go,” you say simply. “You and I can just be hermits forever, hide here for the rest of our lives and cuddle forever.”
Tempting. Not that he’d ever tell you that.
“Don’t you want to stay here forever with me?”
He clicks his tongue, “you know I absolutely would if I could. But,” he makes a move to step away, and you whine and squeeze tighter. “I have to go. Then, when I come home, I’ll be able to tell you all about my day while we lay down. You like that.”
“I know I do, but,” you peer up at him with your lethal pout, “I like you being here more.”
Sae looks at the clock on the stove. Then back at you. Then he sighs and leans down to steal another kiss from you, slotting your lips with his. They move in harmony, eliciting small pants from you, and his hand cradles the back of your head lovingly. You mewl and rest your hands on his hips, letting the few seconds of heaven be savored between you.
When he finally pulls away, you’re smiling dopily, giddily, and Sae knows he hit the nail on the head.
You’d wanted a goodbye kiss. Sae always knows what you want from him, and in the morning, it just so happens to be a firm, loving, assuring goodbye kiss.
“Okay,” you purr, letting your hands roam over his back, compliant and melted in his arms. “You can go now. I’m happy.”
“You’re done with me?” He asks.
“Yeah, until tonight anyways,” you hum, kissing his chin. “Better go before I change my mind.”
He cracks a smirk, “you’re a real piece of work, you know that right?”
“What can I say?” You sigh dramatically. “I know how much you love a challenge.”
You’re right.
He really, really does.
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stupid, dumb, mutually drunk sex between you and sukuna after toji drops you both off at home. the poor man had to keep yelling at sukuna to stop trying to fuck you in the back of his car and eventually had to pull over and had you sit in the front while sukuna moped in the back. such a loser
but when you both get inside, you literally stumble into the bedroom, falling on the bed in a heap of giggles and messy, uncoordinated kisses.
“ew, kuna, you taste like tequila!”
“i know, ‘m tryna wash it off with your taste, stupid”
then when he’s trying so hard to put his dick inside you, he just…keeps missing and you aren’t helping with your endless giggles and squirming.
“s-stop laughing, I’m gonna miss again”
“i-i cant, this ‘s so stupid, h-hehe! jus’ put it—ah…”
“all it took was was some dick t’ shut you up, huh?”
he doesn’t fuck hard, he doesn’t have the coordination too, just slow deep thrusts that have you both moaning and cooing silly little flirts and praises to the other.
hell, you fucking fall asleep in the middle of it and he’s trying to hard not to burst out laughing at the whole situation. but then, 3 minutes later he’s rolled over on his side with his arms wrapped around you, snoring in your ear, dick still buried inside.
you both are just so silly and dumb, a perfect match for each other
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boyfriend bakugou texts for da soul

˖⋆࿐໋ . fem!reader . crack
˖⋆࿐໋ . katsuki
my god, love’s embarrassing as hell
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PLEASE elaborate on the version of knight!vi where reader is asking her to show her how “the matters of the bedroom work” PLEASE. you would genuinely have my soul i beg
also adore your fics have the best day!!!
hnnnnghhhh okay okay okay okay i am def gonna write more in the knight!vi universe but like -- +18, mdni, vi-shaped and also very historically inaccurate

knight!vi who gets assigned to be your personal protection by your father, the king, bc he doesn't trust any of the other knights, who are all "young men of a certain elk", and he doesn't think to consider the fact that you might not be interested at all in young men at all, regardless of their "elk".
vi though -- you've always had your eye on her, the way her body is so sculpted, the way that she can keep up with any of the "young men" in question, in the mess hall, drinking and laughing and making dirty jokes. and sure, she tries to be respectful, but you see the way she watches you too, her eyes lingering on the bend of your corseted waist just a beat too long to be totally innocent, the way her eyes go wide when you catch her, the way her cheeks flush and she tries to look like she wasn't just staring every time you meet her gaze.
knight!vi who could swear that you'll be the death of her, with the way you court trouble, and its nearly all she can do to keep you from being discovered by the king, pleading with you when you try to sneak out for the nth time that month, her fingers clasped around your wrist, trying not to think about how soft your skin feels compared to hers.
"oh come now, vi... it's not like i'm doing anything bad..." you say, and the way your voice drags over the word "bad" makes her want to jump into a pit of venomous snakes -- it'd be less perilous than the traitorous thundering of her heart, or the way her stomach clenches at the sensual sweep of your lashes as you bat your lids at her.
"princess," she says, trying to keep the exasperation out of her voice, "you know the king --"
"what my father --" you say, raising your voice slightly as you flounce back to your mirror and resume brushing out your hair, "doesn't know won't hurt him," you finish, resolutely setting down your gem-encrusted brush. it's a beautiful thing, glittering in the flickering candle-light. vi's eyes linger on it, wondering how many families it could feed for the winter if it were sold at market.
she swallows around a soft sigh.
you shoot her a triumphant little grin, knowing you've won.
"so -- are you coming, or not?"
knight!vi who starts to relax around you after a while, who tells herself that it's harmless, the charming banter, the careless little quips, the way you lean into her touch for comfort -- she tells herself that she's just upholding her sacred oath -- she is duty bound to protect you, to do well by you, and to keep your best interests at heart. and isn't that what she's doing? and if that includes offering you a hand to hold when you need it, a shoulder to cry on when you're frustrated with your father's growing impatience for you to marry then --
so be it.
knight!vi who overhears you one night, your pitched whimpers and bitten-off moans almost unmistakable (because she'd be lying if she hadn't found herself imagining what you must sound like); she moves as if in slow motion, her limbs shifting without much thought from her -- she watches herself almost from outside of herself as she pushes into your chambers and finds you -- your skin glistening in the dim candle-light, one of your hand fisted in the silken sheets of your bed, the other shoved between your thighs, your hips rocking down --
"princess --?" her voice comes out hoarse, and you gasp, scrambling back up the bed, eyes wide, but the moment you see her, you swallow, letting out a tiny whine.
"v-vi --"
vi nearly crumples, her knees going weak (what she wouldn't do to hear you moan her name like that again, and again, to be the one kissing it from your lips, to work you open over her fingers till her name is the only one you can remember --)
"oh -- fuck -- apologies, princess -- i -- i didn't mean --" she tries to spin around, her cheeks burning as she realizes what she's doing, what she'd walked in on.
you clear your throat delicately; there's a soft shuffling of sheets.
"i -- well, there's no use being coy about it now, i suppose..." you say, your voice flippant, though vi can hear the subtle shake beneath your words. she squeezes her eyes shut once and takes a breath.
"no, princess -- it was inappropriate of me to -- interrupt --" she turns and drops to one knee, her head lowered.
"oh stop it --" you huff, and you sound so petulant that she looks up, only to find you sitting up, your hair a mermaid tangle falling over your shoulders, your skin glistening in the dim half-light. you look nothing short of ethereal.
"princess..."
you bite your lips, looking suddenly bashful, glancing at her before your eyes fall back onto your lap. you start to pick at an invisible loose thread in your silken sheets.
"i -- i thought that since... my father's so dead set on marrying me off... i might as well --" you swallow, waving a flippant hand, though the way your voice trembles leaves vi soft and breathless.
"might as well..." she repeats, letting her voice trail off as she takes a hesitant step forward. you make a face, cheeks burnished beneath the flickering candlelight.
"no one talks to you about this --" you wave your hand again, casting about for the right word, but finding none, you shrug, "stuff."
vi lets out an incredulous laugh, though she manages to pass it off as a cough as you shoot her a half-hearted glare.
"none of your tutors ever..." vi asks.
you roll your eyes, "you really think my royal tutors are going to teach me about the what happens in the marriage chambers?" you slump back into your fortress of pillows, "i know less about sex than the common milkmaid."
vi sighs, carefully perching on the edge of your bed. a part of her is thankful that she'd chosen to forego her heavy armor in favor of a lighter leather tunic. she props her elbows on her knees, legs spread, and tries to think.
"i'm sure it's not as bad as you --"
"how on earth am i to pleasure a -- a man if i can't even pleasure m-myself?" you sound pained, exasperated. vi purses her lips, heat crawling up the back of her neck as a truly terrible idea slithers into her mind. it coils her gut and tangles at her heartstrings. it makes her mouth water and her throat squeeze.
"well --" she says, her words halting, "i don't know much about men..." she keeps her voice as steady as she can, her gaze fixed on a middling point, her entire body angled away from you as if she could will this idea away even as the words tease passed her traitorous lips --
"but i do know a few things about pleasuring women."
knight!vi who no longer wonders if you'll be the end of her because now she knows -- now she knows how you look, your body arched over your silken linens, how you sound when you gasp in pleasure, how your lashes flutter seconds before you come undone around her fingers, your breath heaving from your chest, your eyes unfocused, glazed over with want as your fingers search her out.
"there... easy, princess..." vi soothes as you soften into the tangle of pillows and rucked up sheets.
you let out a breathy little laugh, blowing a strand of hair from your face. you look radiant, spring-kissed and flower-strewn and vi has fought against warriors three times her size but somehow, it's still the hardest thing she's ever done, pulling away from you --
"well," you say, pushing up onto your elbows and cocking your head at her, your doe-eyes dark and wide, "i think that does it."
vi frowns, watching you. you offer her a corner of your bedsheets to wipe her fingers, she stares for a whole three seconds before she realizes what you're doing and hastily shakes her head. you flash her a lopsided little grin before dropping it.
"that does... what, exactly?" she's almost afraid to ask, and under any other circumstance, she might've been stripped of her rank for speaking so informally to you, but given that it isn't under any other circumstance (and she's still got your juices dripping down her wrist) --
"i shall tell my father that i no longer wish to be wed."
"what?" vi gapes.
you tug down your nightgown with neat, prim little movements, tucking your feet underneath you as if your thighs hadn't been wrapped around her forearm just minutes ago.
"you've proven to me something that i've suspected for a long while but --" you sigh, reaching for your water glass. vi makes a short, abortive movement towards it before thinking the better of it and keeping still. you take a small, contemplative sip of water, "well, it's not exactly orthodox, but there's no use lying to papa about it."
vi frowns, her heartbeat quickening in her chest as she blinks at you.
"which is...?" she hedges.
you stare at her, almost expectant as you flutter your fingers through the air.
"that i could never be satisfied by a man, because... i simply don't seem inclined towards them that way."
vi licks at her suddenly very dry lips.
"highness, i'm not certain that's how political marriages work."
you roll your eyes, "oh highness, now, am i?"
vi flushes, her eyes downcast.
you scoff, "no, i'm perfectly well aware of how political marriages work, my most loyal knight," you tick your tongue over her title and she almost winces, but she glances up to find you grinning, that self-same lopsided little thing, sharp as daggers, sharp as the first thin crescent of a waxing moon.
"but. i refuse to be married to someone a don't love, and seeing as i could never love a man, i'm afraid the only answer is for me to never be wed."
again, vi frowns. "but... the throne --"
"will come to me when my father dies."
"no woman's ever ruled without anyone by her side before."
your grin stretches and stretches, and for the first time in a long while, vi remembers that you are most definitely your father's daughter.
"i never said i'd be alone."
vi gulps, "then... who'll you have?"
you flick a strand of hair from your bare, light-kissed shoulder.
"i'll have you."
#⛈ monsoon season#vi x reader#arcane#JK THIS IS NOT 10K WORDS its 10k characters im just dumb its fuckign 2k words im so sorry for the jumpscare#arcane x reader#vi x you#arcane x you#vi arcane#violet arcane#vi smut#arcane smut#vi x reader smut#arcane x reader smut#brother oh mmyyyy goodddddd#knight!vi
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ghost and his horrible habit of falling asleep on your tummy, using it as a comfy pillow after going down on you for the past hour, maybe two. you keep telling him you need to clean up but he promises he’ll do it for you later, just let him bask in the quiet moment for a few more minutes… until you go to poke him five minutes later and he’s out cold.
it’s your fault for being so damn kindhearted and sweet on him!! scratching the back of his head and neck as you praise him for how good he made you feel, your doughy thighs squishing his temples so soothingly, grounding him back on earth so effortlessly. you’re his favorite safe-space, and your gentle breathing once you’ve finally come down from the high he gave you is simply far too welcoming for him to not be tempted. even if you do manage to wake him up soon, it’s still some of the best sleep in his entire, rugged existence.
#he’s so dumb#cod mw#simon riley#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x female reader#ghost x female reader#simon riley smut#ghost smut
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I just had to hop on this meme with our boys 😭✍️
Moon ver + Original

#/ref#This is so dumb#But also I REALLY like how the y/n came out specifially#its such a silly pose LOL#ARF!!!#I've only seen this meme a few times but its so funny everytime#sundrop#moondrop#daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#sundropfnaf#moondropfnaf#sunfnaf#moonfnaf#sundrop x y/n#sundrop x reader#sun x y/n#sun x reader#moondrop x y/n#moondrop x reader#moon x y/n#moon x reader#my art
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Consider: One of the Batfam starts dating a civilian who happens to be a crime/mystery/horror/detective writer, eventually they know the vigilante identities of the family after things get serious, and yeah it's a lot to get used to but overall everything is pretty great!
Until at one point, y/n gives their partner a scene from a book they're working on for some feedback, and their partner is like "hmm. Yeah, it's pretty good, but your description of being stabbed isn't super accurate."
And then they go into this whole explanation of how it feels to be stabbed, which eventually is overhead by other Bats who are VERY offended because OBVIOUSLY all of that is wrong, and it starts this giant family debate over which adjectives best describe a stab to the kidney because all of them have experienced it at some point, Alfred comes in and adds his input because of course he's also been stabbed before, Damian and Jason have to be physically restrained from performing a demonstration-- and the entire time y/n is just sitting there like 😦
#this is dumb lmao#dc x reader#reader x canon#self insert#batfam x reader#bruce wayne x reader#dick grayson x reader#jason todd x reader#tim drake x reader#damian wayne x reader#cassandra cain x reader#stephanie brown x reader#duke thomas x reader#the batman#batman and robin#batman comics#batdad#batfamily#batman#nightwing#red hood#robin#batgirl#dc comics#dc universe#batfam#dc#dcu comics#dcu#axel rambles sometimes
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okay but if bf!simon or husband!simon is in love with you he would never keep his mask on during sex.
you've told him that it's fine. maybe that it even turns you on
but he just can't help but see it as disrespectful not to let his pretty girl see his face, ESPECIALLY because he's clingy and needs to be kissing you at all times.
smth about respect. smth about honor. whatever it is, you can't seem to convince him that it's okay so it becomes you're goal in your relationship for a few weeks til he finally does give in. (because he will always give in for his girl)
#simoniloveyou#simon riley#simon riley x you#simon riley x reader#simon riley smut#ghost x reader#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#relationship#daddy k!nk#soft cnc#daddy’s babygirl#ddxlg babygirl#puppy sub#cnc k!nk#puppy#dumb puppy#puppy gf
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anxious virgin puppy that you have to guide and reassure the whole time??? and he’s nervous because he’s never knotted before? just, nervous puppies that want to please are SO cute and delicious. bonus if he cums multiple times and didn’t know he could.
(also your bee fics have AWOKEN something in me but i have no clue what to even ask for lol, they’re just so good!!!)
LATE NIGHT RESPONSE AFTER I’VE TAKEN A MUSCLE RELAXER LOL LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES
His hips stutter as he fucks into you, his hand gripping yours tightly. “L-like this?”
The poor pup is tearing up, his tail wagging furiously as he tries his best to do exactly what you want. It feels so damn good he’s losing his mind, and he can already feel his knot beginning to swell.
No, no, no! What if he hurts you? What if the stretch is painful or he tries to pull out by mistake?
A nervous yip leaves his throat, and before he can fully submit to his panic, you coo and pull him into a kiss.
“Shh, shh, baby… it’s okay, just let it all out… it’ll feel good for both of us, sweet thing…”
And he just can’t take it anymore! He helps as his knot swells, his hands clawing at the bed to try and get a grip while he stretches you out.
While it feels amazing, his body is in a state of shock as he experiences his first orgasm, his puppy tail twitching. The poor thing finally calms down, looking up at you through his thick, pretty eyelashes.
“Thank you…”
And, of course, you give him a kiss on his forehead.
#puppy hybrid bf#puppy hybrid boyfriend#puppy hybrid x reader#puppy hybrid smut#puppy hybrid#dumb puppy#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fudger#monster boyfriend#monster fic#terato#teraphilia#chubby!reader#teratophillia#terat0philliac#exophelia#plus size reader#monster fucking#monster x you#monster x reader#monster x female#monster x human#puppy!hybrid#monster imagine#chubby reader#monster bf#monster smut#fat reader#x reader
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